KABLOOEY #1 when someone writes a wall post in reply on your own wall, instead of as a reply on their own wall.
KABLOOEY #3 telling people that their ‘like’ posts are annoying, getting a dry spell of no post liking, becoming paranoid that no one ‘likes’ you now and therefore you have no friends, then coming back from the toilet to find 35 posts of people ‘like’-ing you.
KABLOOEY #12 when you wake up on a Monday and it’s raining and you’re tucked in your doona and you remember there’s no school.
KABLOOEY #18 when the person you’re talking to takes their earphones out of their ears instead of turning the volume down.
KABLOOEY #26 snow, snowboarding, snowballs, really nice instructors,friendly locals, grocery shopping in ski stuff and finding out that half the store is too.
KABLOOEY #46 when you and a friend have the same answer, but you get the credit because you yelled it out louder.
KABLOOEY #61 when someone’s talking on the phone and you answer their conversation as if they were talking to you.
KABLOOEY #62 finding an error in your working during an exam, and having just enough time to correct it.
KABLOOEY #63 ‘Partying’ before writing up chemistry practicals and leaving the rubber lid on the probe.